Marriage Partners Unlimited

For centuries people have been walking down the aisle,saying “I do” in the many different languages, professing their eternal love for each other and binding them with wedding rings and vows.Pre-requisite to the wedding is a marriage partner(no duh hey)I got chatting to an acquaintance (who is from an elite family)about the fundamentals of choosing [...]

This is SO ME

I love this pic!!!!!!!!!Its so like me, maybe i should photoshop it
I want a Duckling!i mean i really really totally want one!!!!
i’ve tried to pet one at Tygerberg Zooonly to have the mommy duck come charging after me.And then… again at Canal WalkWhat’s it with these charging females??i just wanna play with them….They’re [...]

Naartjie’s having a SALE!!!!!

I got a silly call from Dead Crab saying :Hey! is having a sale!!You should go… since u wear 13-14 year old pants!

*klap*
Lol!!!!!Every other normal person has weight issues…i’m having underweight issues
*pretend grumbles*
its a size 26 waist ok

unravel..

Your words…unravel me…

What do i look like?

Me …. Multishot

Broken Doll

All I am is a toy,Broken porcelain dollAttached to the puppeteers string,
Tugging
Pulling
Dropping
Drooping
Tugging

The string snaps,I’m the intervening variable of the puppeteer’s performance,Falling away from the audience,ReplacedBy another better porcelain doll.

Spectacles Testicles Wallet & Watch

Just an arb post – thinking of checklists. We formulate lists and codes for everything… without being consciously aware of it. It makes things a lot simpler to keep track of most times
The new addition to my life…A pair of glassesand I forget them all over the place.I’m not blind, but I can’t [...]

Tizzy Tantrumz

Mr Perfect now only marks his presence during my restless summer dreams and of course, the dreams are way too real; with all the right words. They transcend the boundaries of sleep and mark themselves into our lives with lil or much memory. Waking to the silent numb dread of actually remembering him.
I wanna scream [...]

Random Nonsense

Don’t ya Luv Hate Mail?

Something that baffles me ispeople who supposedly have no idea who u are… and have no real inclination of having contact with you, that hate you, for absolutely no real tangible reason.
Had I stole your novel idea, plagiarized your work, got the job position you’re after, or even broke your lawnmower, I’d understand. But [...]