Did you ever stop and wonder…

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their bum [...]

Who’s idea was it?

Who’s idea was it that we should work 5 days in a week? (WHY NOT THREE?)
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do we press harder on a remote control [...]

Pets?

Friend says:

in my time ive had cats rabbits n tortoises n birds

Lady says:

cooli want a hamster

Friend says:

to eat?

Lady says:

no, to pet!

Friend says:

u like pets?
wat have u had before

Lady says:

a boyfriend?

Career Dysfunctions

In real life I’m supposed to be finishing off my Social Sciences Essay, but Best Friend left me 2 HUGE Spindles of DVD’s with series, movies and more series,Omigosh! I’m such a junkie!!!!
Series: Friends Episode 10, Season one!Phoebe’s scientist bf I burst into laughter… and i Called ‘THE HIM’ (HIM= highly identifiable male)to [...]

Power struggles?

Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men

Totally Arb

Is excess is the new moderation?
Drowning in the lightening darkness.

Lyrics

Inside out, upside-down twisting beside myself,Stop that now,cos you and I were never meant to beI think you better leave;it’s not safe in here,I feel a weakness coming on.

Alright then (Alright then)I can keep your number for a rainy day,That’s when its set,no mistakes no misbehaving,I was doing so well,can we just be friends,I [...]

Happy Birthday to ME

i can’t be 25!it’s sinking in very slowly,on the kewt side, i got Happy Birthday candles and rice paper butterflies.

Maybe

For a second, you sounded like you cared.Not wanting to accept it,I said ‘I must go now’

Frenemies!

Friends may come
and friends may go,
But enemies accumulate!!!